An AI Assistant That Refuses Half Your Ideas
cfadmin is an AI helper with one hard rule: everything must run on Cloudflare. Ask for a server and it says no — then hands you the better design. The refusals are the feature.
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The Database Graybeards Are Retiring. This Is the Backup Plan.
Big companies still run on decades-old Oracle databases — while the vendor looks away and the experts retire. A $4,799 agent suite preserves the knowledge and watches the estate.
Every Country on Earth, Rated 1 to 5
Click any nation and see where its government sits from left to right — scored by an AI judge, with confidence and probabilities shown, uncertainty never hidden.
Tollbooths for Bots
Every public API here charges AI agents a flat five dollars a day — humans never see it. One rule, learned once, enforced honestly, with the holes written down.
Map Your Perimeter Before Attackers Do
xwllz is a free tool that lists everything your company exposes to the internet — subdomains, certificates, email defenses — starting with zero API keys.
Free for Humans, $5 for Robots
A memorial page streams a late musician's album free to people — and charges AI agents five dollars, verified on the blockchain. Grief, dignity, and real cryptography.
The Startup That Grows by Hiring
Elder care has an upside-down insight: the caregiver is the product, so growth means creating jobs, not cutting them. A franchise network could fund it.
A Paywall That Locks Nothing
The Pay page takes crypto tips from humans and 402 payments from AI agents — and unlocks absolutely nothing. It is a working demo of honest machine payments, with every limitation documented.
The $3 Trillion Language Nobody Teaches Anymore
Three trillion dollars still move on COBOL every day, written by programmers nearing retirement. Someone has to keep those systems alive — that is a business.
One Text Box to Rule Ten Productivity Tools
The SmartAss homepage showed ten tool panels at once and overwhelmed everyone. The fix: one box you paste anything into, and a twenty-line router that files it to the right tool.
30MB of Sanctions XML, One Search Box
America's sanctions list is a 30-megabyte XML dump. The OFAC snapshot turns it into a fast page: type a country, see the people, companies, ships, and programs tied to it.
I Put the Entire U.S. Budget on One Web Page
The federal budget — debt, spending, income, interest rates — as live charts on a single page with no server, no account, and no API key.
I build everything in the open. Take the tour.
stalane.com is a public workshop: every side project is live, clickable, and free to poke at. Here is what lives there, and why building in public beats a slide deck.